9 phrases women use


#1. "Fine" - The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

#2. "Five minutes" - If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you've just been give five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

#3. "Nothing" - Calm before the storm. "Nothing" means "something". Be on your toes! Argument that begins in nothing usually end in "fine".

#4. "Go ahead" - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

#5. "Loud sigh" - Not actually a word, but a nonverbal statement often misunderstood.. mostly by men. it's means you are an idiot, wonders why she is standing here, wasting her time arguing with you about "nothing".

#6. "That's okay" - One of the most dangerous statement a woman can make. she will think long and hard, before deciding how and when, you will pay for your mistake.

#7. "Thanks" - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you are welcome".

#8. "whatever" - This is a woman's way of saying "F*@% YOU!"

#9. "Don't worry about it. I got it" - Another dangerous statement! This is something a woman has told a man several times, but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking "What's wrong? ".. For a woman's response, refer to #3.



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